Planet Krishna

ND: Good people don't discriminate.

G: If we don't discriminate, how do we know they are good?

Sadhaka 1: "I learned a lesson today by watching a movie about how monks in charge of an orphanage were exploiting the boys in their care for sense gratification. In spiritual life we have to accept the eternal bliss and knowlege of the soul to survive. Otherwise, we will seek pleasure through destructive channels."

Sadhaka 2: "Oh, so you learned that lesson? Which movie are you going to watch next?"

[by Jagannatha Das]

ND: Wow! I'm, like, really, really into the "Devis With Babies" site. What do you think?

G: It's megatons better than Devis Who Have Abortions.*

ND: Like, Wow! Obama won!! What does this mean for devotees?

G: Four more years of maya.

ND: I'm, like, so into Obama. He's America's first "post-racial" candidate. It's like he's really, awesomely transcending race because he's so, so...

G: "Milk-chocolatey"?

ND: Yeah, that's it! Like, you can read my mind, or somethin'...

G: Uh huh.